2b ore not 2b bup 2U!
5-5-2009 a++++


Yaz gotta xsis
Even 2not xsis.
Tellsit 2dah shrinx
Nawty 2me
+ Arrrrgn musik

Bay data
nota
Dahway
2bust
Sod,
Clod.
Says u
Warkeryin
Ferny roun
In2 rum
& Darb
smelly
O’pear
Fume.
Bay den
yomomma
Sed dat
Taint dah
Way2
Hav fern
sern
Bay den
ybit
Stayil
Somucho
durnFern
sern?
Yaft 44+
Stayil
Bso muy
Fern
sern?:.....©?


ำ DF;
Nice day oot, annie iyam in onda Kb agin. Wundr Y? Mayakes no cents in may 2beyan insider. Petooi, ispit on dah insiders, frum now won, igoona b outsider trigrumpfant. ishall go 4th andy conkaro alldat isurlyO’vay. Annie ax noty 4merci 4iyam notyina givin mood upon dis day©.
Cuz tizzy atoozday; by trad data = rump bayutn day.
Uknoz o’c DF, data igotta b arrrgn wid dah non xsistin 1’s all dah tyam, ritey. Annie data o’c b sill lay onda velly shmug ofit.
Peeps data doan xsis
doan b arrrgn
woodey nouw shwarb?
Thar4 by ded wrekonin,
data meeny data no cents in listenin 2m edder.
Cuz dar taint inny arrrgn gwon yon
by peeps data doanb xsistin now, saye o naye?
Soyz 434- abin arrgn wid tote nobodies;
wid nobody, widno bwain, annie wid nutin 2say.
Datab y bak inda 80’s dah dumpster clankded so loud airweak.
Cuz data wuz dah reel whirl in norm rhythm,
instedo o’dah ryth o jwhirl,
tote diff, annie outta synch wid each udder.
Ywha, yat dah tyam, ithot wuz 98% reel / maybe 2%unree
haz becum reverso mundo nour,
andy even dat 2% reel byon dah run2.
Noursadaze tangs atad diff in style;
nour dah xway xsis peeps
b arggggn widme 2b like dem;
2 xway xsis.
Doan wanna ba xway xsis kinda hume,
wannab a xsis kinda humer.
Doan wanna soun selfish boutit all annie stuf;
bay itink iwoody raddr xsis
den not xsis.
Infak dey xway xsis peeps wanna me2 vio meown fundy prince; ESE+GDo by asayeryin doan xsis.
Dey even gotta xsis
Even inna xway xsis way 2sayit;
yaz gotta xsis
in order 2not xsis.;)’).
Soys ifn yaz axn me 2not xsis,
bay yaz doan xsis 2axit
den obvio nobud ev axdit in dah 1st playce, say whaAH?
Sea datab dah prob wid shrinx deez daze,
dey insis U! doan xsis.
Annie ifn yaz doan xsis grrr,
den idoan gots 2 listen
2yaz , dewi nows??
Soys now ifn sumhooz dah impossible shoodb =U! dew xsis, den all yaz gotta dews is convince me shrix data U!xsis; soyz wha U!say makes inny cents 42 mayakeyit wurd while 4me2b listeryin upyion yaz, yes. In uddr wurds;
ifn yaz doan xsis
shut dah bleep yup, cuz ikant ear yaz.
soys stop widda dah mutteryin mutters, alredy.
Xway ican b ‘earyup peeps
data doan xsis, ritey.
Y datab crayzee stuf.
Soyz data meens U!b crayzee
ifn yaz sed sumpin wen U! doan xsis
annieb spectin peeps hoo dew xsis
2 ear ityup, yes.
O’c nawty sur hows tangs werk indah xway xsis whirls
bay only knoz dirtclod xsistin whirl ways..
Soyz ifn U! xsis in a dirtclod ways
den allsU! Gotta dew
b2 get duh shrinx 2bay leaf U! xsis
den U! wil. Now data noty soyz hard, rite.
Bay gotta warns yaz yup har; dem shrinx b tite strapin ondis poy; dey insis U! gotta xsis
b4 dey abean asayeryin yaz dews.
So dah hotang cums down 2 U!
tarkyin 2me shrinx
annie convinceryin dem
U! xsis,
cuz dey say U!
doan xsis
4me,
getsit?
Fininilly
Sill lily!
Ore den darb
only1udd solu;
jduz dah
Puboobiz #
Den U! = will xsis den2.
Bay datab alzo ybso muy burd 4daMe 2wark ferny roun tinkeryin U! xisis, ore nawty.
Bcuz sur cms U! dew
bay dah xsis xperts say
U!xway xsis.
Itsa maida big deevide inme feeb
atryin justn 2ba gruntyin thru dah day.
Every day. 434-.
Y itt mayakes me bwain gwon rubbree onme dar, bozzgrr.
Nourz isourded thruit 434- ,bay nour even me rubree startyin 2 gits hedaches ore it. Trustme tiz areel hedache 2earyup songs bout hartaches data doan xsis 4me alladah tyam.
ifeels all sorried yup 4m idews, bay noty my prob, cuz dey doan xsis 4me. getsit? HeyYO! 434- dis bin hedachin yonme!
Nour justn playane tard ofit, handyme down me warkyin ferny kane©, yam ooota har!
EDsJ2
Nour lets rakal har: bj a figo’ur imagin
ore U!b a figo j’z.
jcant ‘member nour cuz kinda confuseryin ,
say rite, i.e. w/o forked tuhng.
434- jbin wanderyin roun in connedfusehun, doan even bsayin datab e-zay. Pluz b retar mint 4j now2 =justn like def. Wen tyams 2goz, yaz bgwon cuz ya gotta leaf dah shop.
Sows data hayel o’ ree/unree bin dah stay8 o’ me present 434-, a kayruel piÑa hoax, mos prob. B4 data, inda pazz, jwuz norm, no xway xsis atarkeryin annie stuf. Den dah xway xsis came long made lifern hayel 34-.
Bay now futch tyam 2 tootaloo dem
andy bgwon bak 2 norm.
Sounz likea playan 2daj.
Nobud bcaryin innyways cuz dey doan xsis.
Bay ifn dey didy dewah sumhows xsis, gotta rayat m oot innyhooz. Whale, aftall grrz, Blibby bin sayeryin 4 44+ wha abuncho’ rats mayans a bean ritey? O’c dey hav, annie dat wen daze inna goomood.
Mayans diddy dah whimins Blibbers ev heckl dah payoop oota mayans inda 60’s+70+80+90, & mos probab dah 00’s2.
Yso bad data nour all dah mayans bwhimpern oot.
Witchy Y women© gotz 2b anudd reez U! doan xsis.
Cuz j2 bawl bout standeryin yup 2dar raino’tarrism,
bay den b ‘earyin yup all dis luv stuf.
Now data taint reel,
whims hay8 mayans, e-sp buoys,
hoo hoot bak 2m.
Soyz ifn dey wuzzya sayeryin how mucho dey hay8td j2
den jcood unnerstan dah slim chayancey dey dew xsis.
Disb dah male response 2 impertinent brayrats,
witchy womens doan like=natch
so luv =unatch= xway xsis.
Bay bak 2 ratnm oot. Ifn Blibby ba sayeryin mens brats 444, den a gentlmayan, like dj, kant contridik a laydee, ritey titey y-yitty? Doan wanna ba sayeryin itb fem fib
instead fem lib nour dews j2? Datab rong!
BTW on dah arrrgn tang; evbud knoz jgots a vanishing mem prob. Tends 2says sum tangs w/o pootn yit all 2geth ritey. Now cms sum sill laze mita thot wuz tarkeryin pierad b4. Bay no pie. jjustn 4gots dah complete sentence.
Wuznit sayeryin arrrrgn 2b contray w
uz atryeryin 2speek bout musik. Arrrgn music.
Yaz knoz; like dah Us Stay8 o’ Arrrgn, up norfo’ Cally.
Laz, bay o’c, not leez, let’z notty 4gets dah mayale arrrrgn.
& mayit live long an propser™. Cdah poy har b grrr, wen dah topic o’ a bj b cumin roun, justn tink o’it az playin arrrrgn music onna mayans arrrrgn,
noty sukyin onna repulsive alien worm o’sum kind.
Infak, sperkeryin ondat Maxine, ev consided dah fak dat ev tyam yaz gitsit yon widda a mayan; dar ba inevit bio process o’ rayleez by dah male? Bay now; image yup dah alien™ widda two sets o’teef cumin oot inside U!
Ore dah pred wid dah 4way flappin mouf.
Now image yup dem az bgwon inside ur bod wen dah rayleez happs! Yeeekz! Yeps, ugotsit grr, dah male arrrrgn ba alien eateryin ur insidesduryin dah horizontal bozo, [no dis; intended or implied].
Whale dey sayz misree likes company annie w/e/n/s all knoz jz arrrrg gwon in2 hibbraynatshun = soys tyam 4U!2. Besides grrr U! wanna alien invasion in yor bod evtyam U gits ityon?
Tink onit, annie jpredickz a healthy drop yin overpop.
Aitiqedf; Wed shrinx say U! xsis, ore not, up2U!
238/pa/Ք